the great vegan creme egg heist
i played coy with a tomato soup and apple cider vinegar beverage
this was the dealer – she had the eggs in a cooler in the trunk of the mini cooper
sorry, i got distracted by my shoes… ta da! the deal was made, the loot is in the bag!
displaying my loot back at home base
eating my ridiculously delicious creamy black market* goods
note: i stocked up and thought i was going to do a giveaway to you readers with a couple bags until i realized that they melt and explode really easily and definitely can’t be shipped : ( waaaaaa – so now i have a TON of vegan creme eggs and i’m eating myself into sugar oblivion! helllllp
*these aren’t actually black market goods, it’s a joke! - they’re made by the Fakery Bakery